Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off

epicukulelesolo:
“Deadass thought Venom was gonna show up as the dog from the hospital and not Anne
”

Deadass thought Venom was gonna show up as the dog from the hospital and not Anne

wewwo

some of you live in areas cold enough for ice crystals to precipitate from the atmosphere and it snows

kuwaitgriips:
“ powerburial:
“ museum-of-artifacts:
“One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland”
bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot
”
Imagine being a fish and seeing this shit
”

One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland

powerburial

bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot

Imagine being a fish and seeing this shit

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

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uhhhhhhh…….

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.

bagged-a-bazooka:
“ coolartefact:
“ Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.
Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1
”
What stat requirements do you need to use it
”
coolartefact

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

bagged-a-bazooka

What stat requirements do you need to use it

kosparasite

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

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bagged-a-bazooka

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick

Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing all black is gonna get hit by a truck. That’s his safety uniform

Taako, drunk making a speech: I’d like to thank this pasta dish for always being there for me

Magnus: Dude this is your wedding

Taako: Oh shit you’re right. And the cake I made is totally bumpin too

Kravitz: *heart eyes*

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